Listen now | Please don't comment on my rutabagas
Just say to the checkout lady, "Boy, my sick neighbor eats some weird stuff! No wonder he can't make it to the store to buy his own disgusting ingredients..."
I thought I was the only one to get nervous at the checkout! Must be the norwegian in me that doesn't appreciate "looks like someone has a sweet tooth!". Yikes, get me outta here! Great stories, thanks so much.
Oh Mike...it's probably good that you weren't born female...
How do you manage buying T.P.? 😂😂😂
Shoot, now I feel the need to go out and fetch a nutty bar.