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Just say to the checkout lady, "Boy, my sick neighbor eats some weird stuff! No wonder he can't make it to the store to buy his own disgusting ingredients..."

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Jun 10, 2021Liked by Michael Perry

I thought I was the only one to get nervous at the checkout! Must be the norwegian in me that doesn't appreciate "looks like someone has a sweet tooth!". Yikes, get me outta here! Great stories, thanks so much.

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Jun 9, 2021Liked by Michael Perry

Oh Mike...it's probably good that you weren't born female...

How do you manage buying T.P.? 😂😂😂

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Jun 9, 2021Liked by Michael Perry

Shoot, now I feel the need to go out and fetch a nutty bar.

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