Howdy folks:
Welcome to Michael Perry’s Voice Mail, episode 328. This one’s paid subscribers-only. Click the player above to listen.
In this episode I update my fitness situation, propose a slant rhyme, and admit I will never be a lean piece of beef. I also use the plural oxen when I shoulda used the singular ox.
Forward!
Mike
MARGINALIA
(Annotations from books Mike is reading, or annotations related to the episode)
That hill’s a climb, no matter the season:
Me running a sub-five minute mile in 1983 or so.
In 2005 I entered the Water Street Mile. Goal was to finish in under six minutes. Ran a 5:58! It wasn’t pretty:
This weeks’ marginal annotations, from The Triggering Town:

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As some of you know, the hill featured in today’s episode was also a central character in the book Visiting Tom. I describe my long-running battle with the highway commissioner. He won. But I hit the New York Times list. Tra-la-la.
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